A Happy Marriage
There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They
had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoebox in the
top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her
about. ...
It was so dark
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Jonny,
and how there is only one pieces there. Can you explain this???
Jonny: It was so dark, Mamma, I didn’t see the other piece. ...
Correction
Teacher: Tom, why don’t you wash your face everyday ? I can see what you had for breakfast today.
Tom: What was it, teacher ?
Teacher: Eggs.
Tom: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday. ...
Don't have
Why are you crying ?
“Why are you crying, Nelly?” asked the little girl’s father.
“Because Tom has holidays, and I don’t” said Nelly.
“Why don’t you have holidays?”
“Because I don’t go to school.”
...
Snoop Dogg:
Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey
Katy:
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees (undone)
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek (at us)
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
to the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
we'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
Sex on the beach
We got sand in our stilettos
We freak
In my jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo (oh oh)
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
to the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
we'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California gurls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
Snoop Dogg:
Toned, Tanned
Fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy
Wild, wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like shes the one
Kiss her
Touch her
Squeeze her buns
The girls a freak
She drives a jeep
The men on the beach
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the Bay
Just like I love LA
Venice beach
and Palm Springs
Summer time is everything
Homeboys
Hangin' out
All that ass
hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis
No weenies
Just a king
and a queen-ie
Katy my lady
(yeah)
now look at here baby
(uh huh)
Im all up on you
Cause you representin' California
(ohhh yeahh)
Katy:
California gurls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
we'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California gurls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
(West coast, west coast)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
Snoop Dogg:
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)
California girls man
I wish they all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa)
I really wish
You all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa, girls)
